I took this test that Norm over at EdNotes had on the link to on his blog, to calculate your real age. I am a sucker for those type of tests.
Now when middle one tells me to start acting my age, I can tell him that the life expectancy test told me that I am 29.8 years old and I am going to live until I am 91.2 years old. I guess what they say, acting and living like you are young will make you live longer. Or a good bitch never dies. I am not sure which one is true maybe both